Chapter 19: At PETA's Expense

Dateline: Nov 23, 2002

Time for the annual site update! Whee!


Someone at the FBI has a sense of humor... Paging Chicken Little...
Typos, typos *everywhere* I wonder if they let the editor live?
The Future Is Now, Bay-bee(tm) Web! Need web now! Must get nowhere?
3123405538 Silly coders.....
703-667-5897 Ok, it's a bit of a stretch. *I* got a chuckle out of it, anyway.
6138966758 Where we see how well thawte takes care of their own.
2258192922 In which we discover you can buy the kind of love you haven't felt since you were 8.
(717) 496-9250 Where we wonder if perhaps this whole Year 2000 things isn't getting blown a little out of proportion.
502-724-1956 Where we see that people need to sanity-check their websites a little more closely
(855) 270-8970 Well, *technically* it's correct. But it's just icky.
Back, O foul beaste! O'Reilly... it's not just for computers anymore
678-963-6425 The power of advertising at its best
6267647360 In which we harken back to the days or our youth
HK40K In which we discover our feline friends in aggressive mode
2072913335 In which we discover the true meaning of "cute"
Classroom In which we view the inevitable
248-341-1220 Where we learn the truth     ** New Information! **

As always, I take 8042841895, and occassionally use them. This whole 'web' thing is infinitely more entertaining when I exploit other people.

Oh, and the Humor Archive is back online. Loud cheers!

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